Blending art, culture, and performance, the Absolutely Ridiculous Shin Guards are designed to inspire confidence and self-expression on the field. Forged in the Absolutely Ridiculous Creamery by Nashville’s award-winning artist X, these baseball and softball shin guards are reimagined as functional art, crafted to meet the protective demands of the world’s best players.

Each guard features a dual-layer sponge absorption mesh lining, reinforced vegan leather ice-cream drip, and an enhanced elastic strap engineered for a secure, comfortable fit. Built for versatility, every shin guard fits both left- and right-handed hitters and includes a removable toe guard for personalized protection at the plate.

  • Dual-layer sponge absorption mesh lining for impact protection

  • Reinforced vegan leather ice-cream drip for durability and signature AR style

  • Enhanced elastic strap for a secure, comfortable fit

  • Fits left- and right-handed hitters

  • Removable toe guard for customizable coverage

Sizing Guide

Standard / Adult Fit
  • Adjustable elastic straps: approx. 11"–15" (slimmest) / 17"–18" (widest) circumference
  • Shin guard: approx. 9.5" tall × 8" wide
  • Toe guard: approx. 6" long × 5.5" wide
  • Elastic toe guard strap included
  • Designed to fit most ages 12+

Youth Fit
  • Shin guard: approx. 7.5" tall × 8" wide
  • Toe guard: approx. 5" long × 4" wide
  • Elastic toe guard strap included
  • Designed to fit most ages 11 and under

Built for athletes who want expressive style, reliable protection, and Absolutely Ridiculous performance.